GFOTY IS A WAY OF LIFE. YOU CAN’T JUST EARN HER STATUS, YOU HAVE TO FULLY IMMERSE YOURSELF IN IT. YOU NEED TO HAVE BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES – YOU NEED TO BE 169CM TALL AND YOU NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT. YOU NEED SEVERAL HOT MEN TO BE CRAWLING AT YOUR FEET 24/7 AND IF YOU CANT ACHIEVE THAT THEN YOU CAN NEVER BECOME A GFOTY. YOU’RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BE HER FAN.
That is how the e-mail described what you’re about to experience. You can only imagine that we couldn’t hold back from clicking play on this new Cake Mix by GFOTY released on the eclectic label PC Music:
Today, GFOTY releases “Cake Mix” on PC Music. In her own words:
“Basically Cake Mix was created after I got with this really hot guy who had a GF – I mean, I thought he was hot at the time but in reality he looks like that really weird bloated face when your making a Mii character on your Wii – you know the one yeah? It’s kinda just about me stealing people’s boyfriends and being abnormally huge. This one guy on Twitter said he saw me out once and I was way smaller then he imagined and to ‘never meet your heroes’ or something like that and I mean like I’m 169cms (5’5”) and I wear high shoes all the time too so like HOW TALL DID HE WANT ME TO BE? So I guess – yeah it’s kinda inspired by that guy on Twitter primarily. So I guess cake has nothing to do with the mix apart from me making cakes and stuff.”